The Narratives – Mohamed Miah

Come up with a crazy business idea.

When someone says, “Think of a crazy business idea,” my mind doesn’t race to billion-pound schemes or tech start-ups designed to dominate the world. Instead, I think about something a little simpler, a bit more soulful, and most importantly, something that could make a difference in people’s lives.

So, here’s my wild idea, imagine an ice cream van, but instead of serving cones and lollies, it’s dishing out steaming plates of curry and chips, or rice for just £1. Yes, you read that right. An affordable, hearty meal brought straight to the streets of poorer estates across the UK, all set to the catchy tunes of Indian music.

A Van of Hope

Picture this, it’s tea time, and as the clock ticks closer to five, you hear a lively Bollywood tune echoing through your neighbourhood. Children and adults alike step out of their homes, following the sound as the “Curry on Wheels” van pulls into view. Instead of the usual ice cream jingle, the music signals the arrival of warm, aromatic curries served with chips or rice, all for a pound.

This van wouldn’t just be a mobile food service; it would be a lifeline for struggling families. In times when the cost of living feels unbearable, having access to a hot, filling meal at an affordable price could make a world of difference.

Why It Matters

We often overlook how many families across the UK struggle to put food on the table. While we debate politics, policies, and systemic solutions, sometimes the simplest ideas can have the biggest impact. Imagine being a kid, hungry after school, and knowing that you could get a hot meal for the same price as a chocolate bar.

Sure, this business idea might not rake in millions – it’s no Dragon’s Den pitch – but does it need to? The goal wouldn’t be to create profit margins; it would be to create moments of relief and joy. It’s about community.

The Indian Ice Cream Van Vibe

What would make it unique? The music, of course! Ice cream vans have their jingles, so why not spice things up with some upbeat Indian tunes? From the unmistakable dhol beats to classic Bollywood hits, the music would create an atmosphere that’s both fun and inviting. The van itself could be brightly painted in vibrant colours, with the aroma of curry wafting out as it rolls into the neighbourhood.

And the menu? Simple, comforting dishes like vegetable curry with rice, chicken tikka with chips, or even a lentil daal for those who prefer something lighter. All priced at just £1 to keep it accessible for everyone.

Challenges and Dreams

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How would this work?” Food costs, van maintenance, staff wages – it’s not an easy project to pull off. But what if the funding came from community donations or government grants? What if local businesses got involved to sponsor the van in exchange for advertising space?

The dream would be to keep it sustainable while staying true to its mission, feeding families, spreading smiles, and proving that even in tough times, we can come together to help one another.

A Crazy Idea Worth Considering

I know this might sound like a mad idea, but aren’t those the best kind? Sometimes, the craziest concepts have the potential to bring the biggest smiles. A curry van that feeds the hungry and fills neighbourhoods with music, laughter, and warmth might not be the most conventional business model, but it’s one that could leave a lasting impact.

So, what do you think? Would you fancy a plate of curry and chips for a quid while dancing to some Bollywood beats?.